The WA Delegate of South Boston Irishmen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by William Wilberforce with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 33.013 billion Irishmens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LondonDerry. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The thriving South Boston Irishmenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,804 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,240 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Boston Irishmen's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Boston Irishmen is ranked 1,434^th in the world and 2^nd in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,670.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.